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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.