What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es