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What are you allergic to?

And can tell them Plant Spern

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.