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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.