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What can I do?

Take his bike away.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*