What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.