What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get