What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

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Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.