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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.