What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.