What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.