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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Because he wanted just ice.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Grow away.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen