They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
You are under arrest.
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Her husband on a date.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
