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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.