What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.