What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why don't your balls like being chomped on?

It makes them a bit teste.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration