What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

Makes choking sounds*

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.