What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.