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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian