What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

Makes choking sounds*

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking