When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Four abreast!
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
My girlfriend
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
The baa-baa shop.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Kermit's fingers
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because he had a very large bill.
A small medium at large!
Little Seizers
When her mustache is on fire!
