Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Paralegal Jokes More Paralegal Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!