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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Paralegal Jokes More Paralegal Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!