What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)