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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.