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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!