When her mustache is on fire!
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Innuend-O
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
He was totally drinking it before it was cool.
