When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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To look more like their mom.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice