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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Sterile Man Jokes More Sterile Man Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?