What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.