What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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Their balls are only for decoration.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.