What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.