What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long