What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS