What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down