What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy New Year's folks!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)