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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up