What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.