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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk