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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.