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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys