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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise