What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head