What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.