How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!