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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.