What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you