What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!