Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.