What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.