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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!