What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they blew it up already.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS