How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they blew it up already.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon