What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.