What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course