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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Nursing Home Jokes More Nursing Home Jokes

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

Trail Mix Jokes More Trail Mix Jokes

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.