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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Nursing Home Jokes More Nursing Home Jokes

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

Trail Mix Jokes More Trail Mix Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!