What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Nursing Home Jokes More Nursing Home Jokes

What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.