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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.