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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.