What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.