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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.