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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.