Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.