Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white