Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs