Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!