Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....