Because they heard it was radical!
Because he had two Drumsticks.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Shi'a LaBeouf
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Put it on my bill
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Ted can swim away from an accident.