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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.