Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.