Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!